Two guys are talking to each other,and one of them says he has a question for God. He wants to ask why God allows all of this poverty and war and suffering to exist in the world. And his friend says,"Well,why don't you ask?" The fellow shakes his head and says he is scared. When his friend asks why, he mutters, "I'm scared God will ask me the same question."
(Thanks to Allen Miller for posting this on FB, I had to read it on the air immediately!)